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literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

"You raped her, you killed her, you murdered her children!"
Oberyn Martell with some book influences. Good night, Red Viper. 

"You raped her, you killed her, you murdered her children!"

Oberyn Martell with some book influences. Good night, Red Viper. 

gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

fjordslorn:

:v

oh no so cute :>

drjekyllandmrhightide:

sagarlikefroggr:

Buy me all of these 

nicecourfeyrack you need all these

(Source: puff-to-tuff)

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

fatbeyonce:

poptarts and condomns, my dude got his priorities on lock

(Source: fallontonight)

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

(Source: memefuckery)

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
  • Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
  • Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable

iamcaboosethevehicledestroyer:

verylittlebird:

mnrva:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

!!!!!!!

yeah!!!!

That is freaking adorable!
…….. *glomp*